Curse

Fire Turok · Jul 22, 2009, 02:03 PM // 14:03

At the start, yell:

This is Normal Mode!

Sometimes they actually died because I yelled that

Louva A Deus · Jul 22, 2009, 02:03 PM // 14:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by kdz

If you are a vale sin, make sure that you didn't bring any res scroll, and refuse to take one from the necro...
If you are a vale sin, just mess up the chambers aggro, to make the mob kill the necro - or, if the chamber is "too" fast, even kill the reaper...
If you are a vale sin, just collect all the graspings to the wrong side of the house, and watch them go to bangreap apart the necro, as he is stucked there because of the UWGS quest...
of course blame the necro all the time...
Yeah - You can guess: I play UWSC with my necro...

Second all of this crap. Play SS for UWSC too, as I refuse to make a Sin... It ALWAYS seems to be our fault; whether the Sin doesn't hold aggro in the right spot, or complains of "E-Burn". Too often they let the Grasping's come kill us in a mob, as we are trapped from Chamber and his UWG.

mastar of warrior · Jul 22, 2009, 03:33 PM // 15:33

its Sad way to many of those i have seen ppl actually doing..,

Shursh · Jul 22, 2009, 05:26 PM // 17:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbulger

The golden rule: if you do fail, blame it on someone else. If its obvious its you, unplug and replug your ethernet cable back in, blame it on lag, ask what district it was that you entered and vow never to use that district again.

^ LMAO. that is SO true.

all those things you listed were spot on, this should be a sticky.

BadgerzFTW · Jul 22, 2009, 06:09 PM // 18:09

Another gem that happened in one of my groups today:

Give anyone who trades with you the 1k for cons. It's not really important if the person is actually in your group or not.

jiggles · Jul 22, 2009, 06:21 PM // 18:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadgerzFTW

Give anyone who trades with you the 1k for cons. It's not really important if the person is actually in your group or not.

Same thing happend to someone in my group once. I say once, but what I actually mean is that the victim traded the same person 1k twice.

RedDog91 · Jul 22, 2009, 06:27 PM // 18:27

the sad part is....most people think these really are the rules.
lol
ever notice how the people on your team that are doing poorly are the first to shout "BLACK-LISTED!" ? If you are new to UWSC and some1 shouts this at you, pay no attention. this phrase has no meaning and is just a hollow threat. there is no blacklist.

SmokingHotImolation · Jul 22, 2009, 07:07 PM // 19:07

this thread pretty much sums up the magic that is uwsc

kelly jones · Jul 22, 2009, 07:41 PM // 19:41

ossum, i have done all of those i think!

bsjonson · Jul 22, 2009, 07:48 PM // 19:48

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Originally Posted by kelly jones

ossum, i have done all of those i think!

You also kick people who join your group because you heard that they are bad so you blacklist... q.q

byteme! · Jul 22, 2009, 08:34 PM // 20:34

Love this thread. I mock people who act like that all the time. Love it when they talk big and when you decide to call them out they chicken out and crawl back under the rock they came from.

Tripolityx · Jul 23, 2009, 06:54 AM // 06:54

Make as much drama as possible when con set is added at the start with examples of:

1. "OMG NO!" *wait 10 seconds* "I lost my teddy bear"
2. "I'm X-area but I don't know where it is can someone guide me?"

When party fails you always need to shout "OMG, WTF, NOOB" or something as creative. This is the best way to make drama.

One good thing is also to always not even consider getting ons _before_ you are forming the party so you can ask other ppl for it and slow down.

The main thing mostly is that you must keep up the _d-r-a-m-a_ or you look like newbie because it's always you who is leet and can not fail.

Use word "noob"-as often as you feel like since it's really creative word which was just taken on use and tells you are always right and have never been beginner before. You always started as pro at the start.

dorin · Jul 23, 2009, 08:45 AM // 08:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadgerzFTW

Die,watch other people and complain how slow they are going.

Good one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shayne Hawke

Sure sounds like the most fun part about UWSC is not doing it.

You can bet.

Nothing like a good laugh to start the morning!

Jenn · Jul 23, 2009, 08:54 AM // 08:54

This thread is more funny because most of the people here think it doesn't apply to them, and in at least half the cases, it does.

Good thing I don't pug UWSC!

Zonk · Jul 23, 2009, 09:16 AM // 09:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illfated Fat

This thread is more funny because most of the people here think it doesn't apply to them, and in at least half the cases, it does.

Good thing I don't pug UWSC!

Stop reading my mind! Still a great thread though

/why UWSC when u can make more money elsewhere

mastar of warrior · Jul 23, 2009, 10:19 AM // 10:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDog91

the sad part is....most people think these really are the rules.
lol
ever notice how the people on your team that are doing poorly are the first to shout "BLACK-LISTED!" ? If you are new to UWSC and some1 shouts this at you, pay no attention. this phrase has no meaning and is just a hollow threat. there is no blacklist.

There are a number of ppl who Put people on a blacklist (Ignore list)
but it can only be so many people on it before it becomes annoying to keep track of them.

(<--Lost the count of how many times i got Blacklisted)

Chocobo1 · Jul 23, 2009, 11:15 AM // 11:15

Remember to always be baited into fights over terrible insignifigant details (LOL NOOB I DO MY RUN IN 8 MINUTES ROFL 12 MINUTES SO BAD). Now your only option here is to spend the next 5 minutes arguing, then obviously kill a Reaper because this is a totally orginal and witty concept. Forget that there are 6 others in your group who have been trying to calm you down while handling there own areas, no one gets to call you bad at this game! You're god damn R4 Kurzick!

xLeo · Jul 23, 2009, 12:43 PM // 12:43

Take "Unwanted Guests" from lab when vale isn't ready ^_^ priceless...
Bunch of aataxes spawn on them

Awex Mafyews · Jul 23, 2009, 01:24 PM // 13:24

Basically say you have cons, take money from everyone for cons then leave the group and enjoy your 7k

Happened to me once, mad laugh, well worth losing 1k

BadgerzFTW · Jul 23, 2009, 02:54 PM // 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripolityx

One good thing is also to always not even consider getting ons _before_ you are forming the party so you can ask other ppl for it and slow down.

Good point there. Hate this. So, in tip format here:
If you're going to start a group, make sure you have NONE of the following: Conset, Backup, UW Scroll, Rez scroll.